Greetings, elves! Pinky here. We have news – and usual, we’re the last to get it. Ha!
North Pole Flight Command announced today that Sector 5’s regional headquarters will be located in Christmas Island, Nova Scotia.
I’ve been there. It’s a neat little town.
Why does the North Pole always pick small towns for their regional tracking centers? They don’t. It’s just that this year our sector will have a HQ is a fairly small place.
Frankly, we’re afraid of visitors.
You see, we’re serious elves with a serious job. We can’t be handing out tours everyday, ya know? We’re here to do business.
So while we will tell you roughly where we are we cannot tell you exactly where we are. Yeah, Christmas Island is a small place in Nova Scotia, but you’ll never find us. That’s because our location is disguised. It might be in a school. Or a City Hall. Or a McDonald’s. Or you just never can tell.
So don’t bother coming to visit. You’ll never find us and I’ll never tell you because I’m an elf and secrets are just what we do.
But..have no fear. We need you tracking Santa from where YOU are in Sector 5. So my job is to tell you what’s going on with tracking Santa for Santa this year.
And that’s what this page here is for – news just for you. So bookmark this page, elves. You’ll be coming back here frequently, especially as we get closer to launch.
Speaking of launch…those test flights of Santa’s sleigh should be starting again really soon.
You ready to track it?
Thats great! So excited!!!
Aw man i wish us elves at home could one day visit the North Pole or the Tracking Centers but Christmas is close up so that’s good.
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why did you say Yay ? i don’t get it.
christmas is close
I am excited about it and ready to track them
me too
I can’t wait!